Will this get me "Taken" in a job I apply for?

That's how a desperate fresher (here Liam Neeson) would ask for a job. 

I know who you are. I know what you want. 

If you're looking for an expert, I can tell you I'm not 
but what I have a very particular set of skills. 

Skills I have required over a very short career. 

Skills that make me a mentee for people like you.

If you let my CV be accepted now, that will not be the end.

I will not ask you again, I will not pursue you. 

But if you don't, I will look for you, I will find you and 
I will pitch myself again before you.

PS - Please don't kill me for the idiocy this post splashed on you.